Most of us cannot explain things in rhyme, but ‘Anonymous’ can and has. Very nice. From Anonymous at vancouvercondo.info 22 Apr 2010 11:37 am. The author deserves to be named. -vreaa
“Downtown lifestyle, la la la…
Let’s wake up in a shoebox and check out the fabulous view.
Oh, I see all my neighbours.
I guess they can see me, too.
Time to go to work, gotta pay off my huge mortgage.
Oh I forgot I am mostly paying the interest.
Who cares at least I am a owner baby, not some poor souls who rent.
Grande skinny latte no foam, please.
Look at me, I am walking with a giant paper cup with a corporate logo on my way to my tiny cubicle.
Trying not to spill on my nylon pants.
Isn’t that cool?
At a watercooler, yack about my fabulous condo and nearby restaurants
Just don’t ask me how often I go, cuz I can’t really afford it
Break time, let’s go to a “café” and have a fabulous cappuccino in a paper cup
Time to go home
How lucky am I to be in downtown. The whole world is here.
Hang out with my cool friends to do cool things.
Look at all the numbers on my iPhone.
What do you wanna do? I dunno.
How about you? I dunno it’s raining…
Why don’t we go for dinner? (My kitchen is too small anyway)
Earls, Cactus club, Milestones, Moxies?
How cool are we!
Come home and got my mails.
Bills, bills, bills.
Another 10 days till the payday.
Just pay the minimum. Should be ok.
My condo is going up and up, nothing to worry about.
Time for bed.
I hear my next door neighbours.
They must be gettin’ busy.
Wish these walls weren’t so paper thin.
But it’s ok, I am a condo owner.
Downtown living, la la la…”